Thursday, March 08, 2007
If Cha Bar or Tea center decide to do an IPO, it would be oversubscribed by ISEC employees than their own employees! During our last visit to Oxford cha bar, unfortunately the seats were all taken and we decided to loiter around some interesting books. The line caught my attention - "why women love men with small, tight bums?”
My instant reaction was to turn to the friend next to me and ask “Is this true”! I wish I could have captured the reaction on his face :) after some time he managed to say, “How would I know!”… good point.
So went to the only female friend around and asked her about it… she said “yeah, they say its true!”… there goes one more woman who doesn’t know it… hahaha, I don’t have to feel bad… but then she isn’t a representative sample ;-)
By now, the book had managed to capture everyone’s attention and we started gathering around to read some quotes and laugh out aloud, as usual as if we own the place :) soon!
“My wife said if I didn’t stop being so obsessed with Manchester United, she’d leave me. I’m really going to miss her”
“A man is twice as likely as a woman to be involved in a car accident while talking on a mobile phone”
“If a man is with his friends and not talking, it doesn’t mean they’ve had an argument; he’s just fire-gazing”
“For woman, it’s not size that matters, it’s frequency”
Men don’t get lost – they simply discover alternative destinations”
“Why can men only seem to do one thing at a time?” (one of my favorites)
Men don’t want to know what’s on television, they want to know what else is on television” (another one of my favorites)
“Women use silence to punish men. But men love silence”
“Why do men feel the need to be right about everything?”
… each of us had our own share of agreements and disagreements and just for the amount of laughter it brought out of us, the book has been bought and added to ISEC library by urs truly for shared joy!
And this post is for the innumerable friends of mine who have been complaining for quite some time that my posts are becoming simran-ish… and for Jawz who said these days she can understand sim’s blog more than mine!!
My instant reaction was to turn to the friend next to me and ask “Is this true”! I wish I could have captured the reaction on his face :) after some time he managed to say, “How would I know!”… good point.
So went to the only female friend around and asked her about it… she said “yeah, they say its true!”… there goes one more woman who doesn’t know it… hahaha, I don’t have to feel bad… but then she isn’t a representative sample ;-)
By now, the book had managed to capture everyone’s attention and we started gathering around to read some quotes and laugh out aloud, as usual as if we own the place :) soon!
“My wife said if I didn’t stop being so obsessed with Manchester United, she’d leave me. I’m really going to miss her”
“A man is twice as likely as a woman to be involved in a car accident while talking on a mobile phone”
“If a man is with his friends and not talking, it doesn’t mean they’ve had an argument; he’s just fire-gazing”
“For woman, it’s not size that matters, it’s frequency”
Men don’t get lost – they simply discover alternative destinations”
“Why can men only seem to do one thing at a time?” (one of my favorites)
Men don’t want to know what’s on television, they want to know what else is on television” (another one of my favorites)
“Women use silence to punish men. But men love silence”
“Why do men feel the need to be right about everything?”
… each of us had our own share of agreements and disagreements and just for the amount of laughter it brought out of us, the book has been bought and added to ISEC library by urs truly for shared joy!
And this post is for the innumerable friends of mine who have been complaining for quite some time that my posts are becoming simran-ish… and for Jawz who said these days she can understand sim’s blog more than mine!!
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finally!!!!
any time for you jawz :)
hilarious..
good one:)
My personal favorite of the quotes was
“My wife said if I didn’t stop being so obsessed with Manchester United, she’d leave me. I’m really going to miss her”
The reason being I am a ManUnited fan and I guess if at all i am going to marry I shud marry a gal who likes Chelsea or Arsenal, Just tat we will have something to fight abt ;)
Hey dat was good one!!
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